--------------------------------       因为陌生,所以勇敢,因为距离,所以美丽。 -----------------------------------------------

--------------------------------       ┏━━┓我   ●╭○╮  我┏━━┓ --------------------------------------------------

--------------------------------       ┃天长┃想°☆ /█∨█\ ☆ 爱┃曾经┃ --------------------------------------------------

--------------------------------       ┃地久┃你   ∏ ∏   你┃拥有┃ --------------------------------------------------

--------------------------------       ┗━━┛  ㊣☆爱你一生☆㊣ ┗━━┛ ---------------------------------------------------

~Quek~

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Saturday, November 22, 2008

~Romantic ways of killling~



Monday : Econs, Maths

Tuesday : Material Science

Wednesday: Organic Chem

Thursday : Genes


Monday morning, I will bring Econs to a white sandy bEach. Lie her down, basking under the sUn of the beACh. While gentle wind keeps blowing towards us and sound of seawater splashing on the rocks could be heard, I will remove her sunglasses and kiss her cheek with poison on my lips. Then, followed by watever kisses... ( French kiss, butterfly kiss, lick kiss, vaccum kiss, etc) until... she finally succumbs to the poison.


Monday evening, I will invite Maths for a candlelight dinner. With steaks or watever pork chops served on the table, I will not forget my wine. A special wine mixed with watever poisons I can put. Yea, after getting her to drink and music being turned on, we will be having a tango session, or cha cha also can. Then, dance until the poison flows through her whole body's bloodstream.


Tuesday, I will bring Material Science to a very high mountain (ya.. very very very high one). Not to kick her at the edge of it, but enjoy the magnificient view, feel the nature. Owing to the low temperature, I will take off my jacket or watever clothes I got, then put them on her. Then I will embrace her, letting her to feel the warmth. With the low level of oxygen, I will hold her tightly, as tight as I can..... so so so tight.. until she couldn't breath.... until.... I see a purple face...


Wednesday, specially for Organic Chem. Hmm... I will invite her to my room. (Shy) My small but damn messy room. Of course, before she come, I have to clean up. Besides that, I will get thousands or millions of roses (different kind of color, JAPAN got purple rose jor), with sharp sharp thorns, which can hurt me onto my bed. When she knocks on my door, I will grab her, kiss her, then push her to the FLOWER BED. If necessary, I will make her swallow those roses.


Thursday, okay, the last one... GENES. I love her alot... but I think she don't love me... Nevermind. Quek said he don't care. I will meet her. Then I will start tickle her! Tickle tickle,

until she starts jumping. Then continue to tickle tickle , until she couldnt close her mouth.. . After that, tickle more rigorously, until she rofl, laugh her ass off and finally laugh till die.
~Hmm... R u jealousing? After them, will be your turn ;) wait patiently. ~

4 Comments:

Blogger Fevernut said...

no wonder you got straight As

November 23, 2008 at 2:32 AM  
Anonymous Anonymous said...

his imagination ran wild jor
singapore too stree =[

November 23, 2008 at 2:39 AM  
Blogger NOT zhi han said...

these should be included in
RIPLEY'S BELIEVE IT OR NOT
lol

November 23, 2008 at 7:17 PM  
Blogger (^_^) said...

i hope u r fine...

November 24, 2008 at 3:54 PM  

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